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| yo.... read this cause its awesome... ONE THING PC USERS CAN DO THAT MAC USERS CANT ----> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant | | |
| facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
Facebook is pritty much another Myspace when looked at with a basic intellegence... The difference? Myspace sticks more to the taking of humble souls and turning them into a vain bitches, who takes pics of themselves everyday in their bathrooms. Yes at odd angles... (because your hotter when your upside down in a picture)
Facebook takes it a step further... a step further downward...
Not only does it help people become more full of themselves with it's photo-book thingy, but it also encourages the user to give out personal information like your real FULL name, phone number, email address, and a status thingy so you can give people a play-by-play of your life.
It used to be only for people in college (which might have saved it from being completely shitty), but now it's lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)
Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick.
Shannon: How'd you know that?
Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.
Shannon: (runs away)
I propose Facebook simply put out a warning so retards know what they're getting into... It wouldnt help anything, it would just make me feel better... probably would go something like this:
WARNING: This is the new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. This drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Anyways... Im pritty sure no one comes to my site here... but heres the update anyways. Now I can forget about this site for another year... cheers mother-fuckers.
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| Ok.. First Id like to say that this IS the greatest website in the universe and you all should go here and check out this guy http://maddox.xmission.com/ ,haha... OK! NOW... time to really piss you guys off, cause i know theres a bunch of of you out there that will disagree with me...
RAP:
Rap is a weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background... absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.
"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit." I mean, is it just coinsidence that "rap" is 75% of the word "crap." Seriously. Its like an acronym for retards attempting poetry.
"Rap is a pathetic attempt at advertising Mcdonalds' "food" Now i have to admit that im being a little hard on the subject. There have been times where I've turned on the radio and been able to stand certain rap songs longer than 20 seconds... so i'll give em that.
"1st guy: well, rockers have talent to play their own instruments"
"2nd guy: ya, but they need each other (aka, talent) to play together, otherwise they cant play (aka, would have to become rapers), but lyricists and rappers dont need anybody (aka, dont need talent), the talent is in their lyrics and mind (aka, weed makes you talented), unlike rockers who dont need a brain to scream, slam on drums, and smash guitars after a concert! (I dont need to say anything here, this guys making a complete idiot of himself) At least rap has a beat and rythm! (again, a beat a child with ADD, sitting on a washing machine, and choking could simulate) Well i have more i could say but, oh shit, i gotta go to work, CAUSE I HAVE A JOB.. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ONE TOO! haha... later fo shizzles of nizzles in tha bo dizzles..
"gall what the hell does it all mean..."
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| ok so Xanga is a website that people use to let OTHER people know how miserable and pointless their life is... (examp.) "wow, my friend got shot 2day, thats definitly goin on my xanga"... but I want to take this moment to express opinionS (there not all mine, just to prove Im not alone in my opinion) on something just, if not more, retarded and pointless than xanga... the all to famous MYSPACE... MYSPACE IS::: Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" (a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face) "Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!" IN QUICK POINTERS... 1. The ultimate contest of seeing how many friends you could have without seeing any of them.
2. A place for people who have no lives to post comments about their new pics in their "friend's" myspace.
3. A place where loners get semi-celebs. Ex 1: Person 1: OMG i have 200 friends on myspace. Person 2: LOLZ i have 300 friends, loser.
Ex 2: Person X: i love ur new pix! u better post a comment on my myspace also!
Ex 3: Some guy: SWEET Tila Nguyen is my friend! And thats all im going say on it right now.. im sure you get the point, if not, go kill yourself... P.S. Ultimate ice-breaker or pickup line for Myspace. "Aren't we friends on Myspace?"
"Haven't I seen you around Myspace before?"
"Your Myspace pictures look HOT...lets fuck" | | |
| XANGA IS:
1. A weblog community
2. A journal for people to
a.)Bitch about their life
b.)Post literature (poetry, etc.)
c.)Brag about their rich social life (usually made up events to seem ungodly popular)
d.)Chronicle their day
e.)Just to have one- because all their friends are doing it!
f.)To piss people off
2a. "I can't take it anymore, I cut myself again today, life sucks so much,I want to die"
2c. So like Jenny called and wanted to know if I could come over,and Matt called, and Brian asked me to go to the mall with him. So I went to the mall and met up with some more of my friends and some guys sstarted hitting on me thety were like so hot,too!
2d.I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, went on the computer...
f.)Heyy guyz sup yall im just chillin leave propz MwAhZzZ omg TaNya 2dai wuz soOoO much fun lOlz--LuV yA LoTzZ xOxOJaNiE | | |
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